20 Things To Do With Matzah Song - Music and Lyrics by Michelle Citrin and William Levin


Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat?

1. Catch it like a Frisbee with your friends in the park, or you could
2. jump in the water and pretend you're a shark

3. You can make a matzah pick and play the guitar, and you can
4. make a matzah license plate for your car

5. Use it as a coaster when you're drinking a beer, and
6. Throw it as confetti for a happy new year

7. INSULATE
8. DECORATE
9. EXFOLIATE
10. CONSTIPATE?

Passover's over, and wouldn't it be neat
if you could use all the matzah that you didn't eat

11. Crumble up some matzah to line your hamster cage
12. or you can use it as a bookmark to hold your page

13. Break a stack of matzah when you practice your karate
14. build a matzah dog house for your doggy named Scottie

15. Make a little matzah boat and wave it goodbye,
16. or make a pair of matzah wings and learn how to fly

17. Wear some matzah jewelry
18. Make a picture frame for me
19. Have a drink of matzah tea
20. Matzah's all that I can see!

There's just one more thing to do with unleavened bread
... you can eat it ... cuz it ain't all that bad.